README
blerp
http://xkcd.com/1692/
Brainstorming
| flag | desc |
|---|---|
| -a | forkbomb (opposite day ???) |
| -b | remove all b characters (opposite day replaces b chars with 🐝) |
| -— | flags use em dashes (opposite day means flags use U+00B7 · ) |
| -c | count number of arguments (opposite day *-1) |
| -d | pipe output to "debug.exe" |
| -D | "deprecated" (opposite day requires passing -D) |
| -e | execute "something" in the current shell (opposite day executes "nothing") |
| -f | dunno ??? |
| -g | use google to search for the query (opposite day uses bing) |
| -h | check whether input halts |
| -i | ignore lower case flags (except this) (opposite day ignores upper) |
| -I | ignore upper case flags (except this) (opposite day ignores lower) |
| -jk | previous arg does nothing (opposite day makes previous arg actually do something) |
| -n | segfault (opposite day exit code 0) |
| -o | overwrite self binary with output (opposite day underwrites self) |
| -O | all flags do nothing unless suffixed with -jk (flags have their own special behavior on opposite day) |
| -p | sets true pope (ROME or AVIGNON) (opposite day chooses the other) |
| -q | quiet mode (rather than being spoken aloud) (opposite day shouts louder [-a 200 with espeak]) |
| -r | randomize args (random) (opposite day ???) |
| -R | recursive find on inputs starting with http:// (opposite day ???) |
| -S | fork to background with process title "systemd" (opposite day is bells everywhere) |
| -t | randomly flip characters to unicode variants (opposite day neatly folds all characters) |
| -u | UTF-8 mode (default is ANSEL) (opposite day is ASCII) |
| -U | update FACEBOOK (opposite updates G+) |
| -v | verbose only ever outputs "find: missing argument to '-exec'" (opposite day ???) |
| -V | sets blerp version (supported feature set) (opposite day prints version) |
| -y | yikes |