tech-nonsense

A Markov chain based tech-nonsense generator.

Examples

• embrace feature-rich clustering
• target open-source supervised learning
• repurpose peer-to-peer computing
• embrace bleeding-edge metrics
• brute-force open-source disk encryption
• reinvent feature-rich recursive neural networks
• elegant turn-key hashing
• massive neural networks
• cultivate back-end cryptocurrency
• monetize mission-critical bot-nets
• unleash plug-and-play paradigms
• brute-force exhaustive hyper-cloud
• byzantine supervised learning
• feature-rich recursive neural networks
• target user-centric paradigms

Algorithm

1. Randomly combine nouns, verbs and adjectives into sentences of:
   • verb adjective noun.
   • adjective noun.
2. Feed the sentences into the Markov chain to train it.
3. Use the Markov chain to generate sentences that:
   • end with a period.
   • are not too short.

Requirements

• Crystal

Setup

git clone https://github.com/hachibu/tech-nonsense.git
cd tech-nonsense
make build
bin/tech-nonsense config/tech-nonsense.yml

Contributing

1. Fork it (https://github.com/hachibu/tech-nonsense/fork)
2. Create your feature branch (git checkout -b my-new-feature)
3. Commit your changes (git commit -am 'Add some feature')
4. Push to the branch (git push origin my-new-feature)
5. Create a new pull request

Contributors

• hachibu - creator, maintainer